I want to use keyboard shortcuts in real life

by TheSourceress on March 22, 2009

Inspired by this tweet from @penelopeelse

Real Life Shortcuts

I have put together this list of lifeboard shortcuts:

Ctrl-A: To select all dirty socks in the house so that I never miss washing one
Ctrl-B: To make me stand out in a crowd
Ctrl-C: So that I can sing along to the radio in the car in perfect harmony (instead of sounding like a dying cat)
Ctrl-F: Search restaurant menus for all their chicken dishes, or just never lose my keys
Ctrl-S: Save that first kiss forever

What would you add?

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Andrew Tattersall 03.23.09 at 1:52 PM

Going out after playing Transport Tycoon and as a result being late I was desperate for the pause facility in the game so that I could pause the World whilst I got to the rendezvous, then unpause the World, meet my date, and not be any more late than I already was. Didn’t work and I was horribly late…………

Andover IT 04.05.09 at 1:07 AM

Work Ones:
Ctrl-I: Send invoices out automatically just by thinking about them;
Ctrl-O: Collects overdue invoices (really useful!!);

Personal Ones
Ctrl-R: Get ready to go out;
Ctrl-C: Chat up that person you fancy at the bar;
Ctrl-H: Gets rid of that hangover;
Ctrl-S: Instead of going to sleep;

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